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Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.
College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?
Commuter Hypnosis by Adelphian January 26, 2014

Compuper 

A geneis way of saying computer
I love compupers!
Compuper by Unblockabl January 11, 2021

cumputer 

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
cumputer by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006
A superior or 'cooler' way of referring to your computer.
Dude, my computron is faster than God.
Computron by Wattsington June 17, 2008

Computor 

Used when someone is unfamiliar with a computer, or computer related project.
OH GOD WUT, HOW THIS GET HERE. I AM NOT SO GOOD WITH COMPUTOR.
Computor by The village moron January 7, 2010

computarded 

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!
computarded by JRGreen May 22, 2008