concert boyfriend

A guy you meet at a concert or music festival that you dance (or whatever) with for one song or even the whole time you're there. Usually you pick a guy you've never seen and will probably never see again. Sometimes relationships or friendships can form. Sometimes this is more like a one night (concert) stand situation.

(At a concert)
Girl 1: Anyone see any potential concert boyfriends?
Girl 2: Right over there, I've never seen them around here lets go see if they want to be our boyfriends for tonight.
Girl 1: I like the brunette, maybe I'll even give him my number.

by Alifroyaknow October 13, 2013

boyfriend

A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.

Susies's boyfriend is a giant asshole

by Sam August 8, 2006

pseudo boyfriend

someone that has never been your boyfriend/girlfriend but you know deep down they would be perfect for you so you resort to being good friends. Sometimes living in different states influence a pseudo sitch.

"Monica don't forget I'm your pseudo boyfriend"

Monica: "I know you are ;)"

by Pseudoboyfriend January 16, 2012

speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend

(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.

The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.

Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:

Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.

Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?

Speaker 1: 13.

Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.

by ihmsf October 25, 2009

part-time boyfriend

Both parties are interested in each other and are "seeing" each other, but are not ready to be FBO. This will include not cheating on one another, nor getting upset if one dances with someone at clubs when the other party is not present. Both parties also will not be clingy.

What is going on with you and John, I didn't see you at the club the other night?

Oh, he is just my part-time boyfriend.

by gertrudecaroli April 2, 2011

boyfriend

cute guy geek that you can spend tons of time with at the apple store, and he won't complain.

my boyfriend likes apple.

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

Boyfriend

The worst mistake you will ever make. They are an absolute waste of time because face it, he doesn't care.

What best friends should say: You don't need a boyfriend! They're not worth it.

by Alexandara May 31, 2013