Cracker Barrel

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long

That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel

by OverlordObama June 14, 2021

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Triple Barrel

On the 4th of July, when you have intercourse while shooting a double barreled shot gun

"How was your 4th of July, Julie?"
"Pretty okay, I got triple barreled by this guy in my college dorm room with the lights out."

by Henrythe3rd1993 July 7, 2021

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Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.

Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.

by ratchetsaysthings October 4, 2021

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This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

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Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021

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Ryan Bartell

Amazing man that will seem less than, but will surprise you every time a problem arises. A man with more trades and skills than he will announce or even know himself, until a situation presents itself. Do not under estimate this man!

They thought they saw a God, but it was mearly a man named Ryan Bartell

by David and Goliathh December 1, 2021

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