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the penguin really out here being a birb huh?
by Sisterswag June 17, 2019
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Penguin

That new iphone is fucking penguin

Have you been to that new bar - totally penguin
by Lord Edgeware December 12, 2018
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Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
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Water Vikings of Club Penguin

another club penguin army. it harbors the rejects of Ice Warriors, some of which are pedophiles and racist and neo nazis!!! yayyyy!! anyways props to ango #ango4leedur
“I fucking HATE Water Vikings of Club Penguin. But at Rye and Cobra are cool. I guess.”
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Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad

Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"
by Nethamer October 4, 2020
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The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope
Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.
by Plant.mami December 8, 2024
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penguin sly choke

When others look tired so you help them sleep
My girlfriend looked tired so I gave her the ol' penguin sly choke her ass out.
by Penguin sly March 21, 2021
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