twat tickler 

a reference to somebody who has a thin layer of hair on the top lip which acts as a broom type and sweeps the inner pussy of a woman while giving oral sex.

ew fag shave that thing off you look like a twat tickler

twat tickler by Moes June 5, 2005

twat mobile 

Derived from the "Bat Mobile" from Batman, used to discribe a piece of shit car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.

"oh look it's fucking twatman in his twat mobile!"

twat mobile by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

twat-snot

see also cunt bubble.-the thick secretions of an unkempt vagina. often milky,yeasty or otherwise near-opaque. some definitions list twat-snot as the glaze left on your upper lip or nose after performing a successful round of cunnilingus,but this usage is incorrect-unless the woman recieving the action was,as stated,unkempt. (it would otherwise be called a reverse facial)

when i pulled off her panties,i noticed a thick rope of twat-snot clinging for dear life.

twat-snot by travis pitts January 8, 2004

Twat taster 

Usually a women but can also be a man that likes to suck on a pussy so furious that all of the females love juices leave her and end op on the chin of the pussy eater. Then they more on to the mext twat to taste again.

John ate my pussy so good that I swear it was like he was a lesbo in heat! He said that my juice/ cum tasted like it was gin! What a good twat taster he is! Then he ate out my sister too!

Twat taster by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005

Twat Pocket

When a woman has extremely tight pants on and it creates a pocket around her vagina

Did you she her twat pocket she got some fat lips on her.

Twat Pocket by $osa July 30, 2007

Twat Bacon 

When fingering a girl who has gotten around and after pulling your hand out seing slimmy skin-like shit all over it, most often happens after a woman's period when she's cleaning out

WTF is this?!
Twat Bacon?!?!
SICK!!!

Twat Bacon by Harley Jacobsen April 28, 2009

twat sack 

Quite simply a womans vagina with a pair of bollocks hanging out of the vagina

hey dude did you fuck that girl you pulled last night?

nah man i went to go down on her but she had a twat sack, so i ran away vomiting!

twat sack by Tamtamtam December 12, 2007