turd rangler

one who rangles turd.
a dog poo picker upper.
a newly famous cartoon

i need to hire a new turd rangler, my backyard is very messy.
i love turd rangler

turd rangler by maddie3333 February 2, 2009

Turd Brown 

A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.

Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.

Turd Brown by Alfonso T. Watt November 9, 2010

Turd Crustys 

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth

Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth

Turd Crustys by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011

Turd printer 

The name given to a 3D printer that does a shit job replicating your 3D computer model ie. the surface finish is stringy, fails to print smaller details accurately, or fails the 3D print completely.

The definition also relates to the way a 3D printer prints 3D models. A 3D printer only has one nozzle that lays out plastic layer by layer to build up your 3D model this is similar to how turds can stack up on top of each other in the toilet bowl to create a 3D pyramid like shape.

Tom: Hey Sam, how did that 3D computer model turn out when you 3D printed it ?

Sam: My turd printer did a shit job. I need to get a better one.

Turd printer by weaby1 October 16, 2013

turd fucking myself 

To push a turd out and suck it back in repeatedly.

I was in the bathroom for an hour turd fucking myself

turd fucking myself by The original big jim November 20, 2013

[Turd sandwich] 

Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.

Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.

[Turd sandwich] by Ikeaboy January 21, 2015

turd-burn 

whe you take a really hot shit while playing footbal. smearing down your pants and burning your pants.

I got a turd-burn while playing football.

turd-burn by footballgod November 12, 2015