Rusty Toolshed

Forplay before sex where a hard piece of feces is used to get the girl off, where it will melt from the wet warmth inside of her, creating a natural lubrication for intercorse.

I took a dump and gave my wife the rusty toolshed.

by Ojizzum March 1, 2008

Tool

one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.

The woman who works in HRD is such a tool.

by Anonymous October 31, 2002

sex tool

A resident of Fargo, ND, who's personality is characterized as "extremely unusual." This is a self-fulfilling title and was first used by the one and only "Brett Lewis"

Hey, im the sex tool, ehehehe

by ranger36 May 16, 2006

Toolie

A Toolmaker , Toolmakers are workers in the manufacturing industry who make Press Tools, Mould Tools, Jigs and Fixtures.
Often known by the nickname Toolie.

He`s got a Toolmaking apprenticeship, he`ll make a damn good Toolie.

by LV426 February 8, 2012

tool shed

A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."

"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"

by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007

Total Tool

Nick

Nick is a tool

by G January 28, 2003

Tool Room

The coolest Marines in a squadron.

They are too cool for their shops.

They are known for gang banging ordnance, seat shop, powerline, airframes, and avionics shops wives/girlfriends/sisters/mothers.

They are sexy motherf**kers.

All other shops cannont complete even the simplest task themselves without first begging tool room for the tools required.

"Hey where's your wife at man?"
"She's in tool room again playing with their tools."
Wow man, that's awesome. I wish my girlfriend would bang some tool room guys!"
"I'm sure she does."
"Sweet!"

by ToolGuy June 4, 2009