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tom's in town

Time Of the Month.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.

You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.
Andrew: damn why are u in a such a fucking bad mood today!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!
by Karenlovestigers February 18, 2009
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Tom DeLay

Evil un-American, unethical bastard who imposes his radical christian right-wing beliefs on others and threatens to destroy anyone who opposes his radical extremism. Has absolutely no respect for the constitution or judges upholding the constitution. A former exterminator who is now a corrupt puppet for the energy industry.
Hopefully that large bus will do the patriotic thing and run over Tom DeLay.

Give Tom DeLay $10000000 and he will let your company destroy America while the taxpayers are forced to clean up the mess.
by J April 21, 2005
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Tom Clancy's Penis

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006
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Tom Daley

World Champion Olympic Diver

Won loads of meadals

PERFECT AND THE HOTTEST BOY ON THIS WHOLE WORLD !!!
person one: Have you heard of tom daley?

person two: asdfghjkl damn yeeeeeees hes perfect!!
by guruyeye August 14, 2012
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Tom Kaulitz

Sexy beast, party animal, from German band Tokio Hotel. The most sexy man in the world after his twin brother. Has a perfect six pack, and loves playing his Gibson (guitar). Wears baggy clothes, that every girl want swim in, and never leave.
girl 1 : OMFG,look it's shirtless Tom Kaulitz *heartattack*
girl 2 : I just had an orgasm *nosebleed*
by nosebleed_again December 20, 2008
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tom cruise crazy

Kind of self-defining. Behaving in ways that are shocking or ridiculous to other people and totally unaware of how others are reacting.
He spent all night trying to impress a stripper with a disappearing coin trick. Rob's Tom Cruise Crazy.
by KLParmley July 23, 2008
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Tom Holland

A man who is sweet, kind, and very generous! Who can’t say the word “crossaint” right, but instead says “Quackson” he now regrets doing the Rihanna lip sync battle. The most perfect man in the world. Hot AF!!! and you can’t doubt that! He’s british and he’s Spider-Man so ya.
by tomhollanad20l3 January 17, 2018
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