When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020
Get the Penguins Revengemug. by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022
Get the Penguinmug. The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.
Penguin 1:"Im lonely"
Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"
*swishing of the nipple tassles*
.....HENCE SEX.......
Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."
Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"
*swishing of the nipple tassles*
.....HENCE SEX.......
Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."
by Ivana Trump August 27, 2007
Get the Penguin Tartmug. when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.
by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023
Get the Penguiningmug. Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016
Get the Jacked up penguinmug. An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022
Get the Penguinmug. Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
by Armchair General October 10, 2016
Get the hot penguinmug.