Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

think gay

Think clearly. A gay way to say think straight.

I'm so tired I can't think gay anymore.

by Unbeloved Versatile Gay Femboy October 10, 2023

too much to think

Like "too much to drink".
You're thinking too much into things and you're driving yourself and others around you crazy, like someone who's had too much to drink.

Guy: Yo, I think that Megan in homeroom is throwing hints at me, since she did the same stuff to her ex not too long ago!
Guy 2: I think you've had too much to think.

by 9709 January 1, 2022

what do we think about

I lack the will to put effort into thinking critically about something, please relieve me of this burden and tell me what to think so I can fit in with the herd.

"So, what do we think about trending controversial topic?"
"I don't know what 'we' think, but I think you're a fucking tool"

by Robert DeLaurenti July 10, 2023

gorvy Verb(I think)

A misspelling of the word "groovy". Most often assosiated with making fun of Brett cause he can't fucking spell.

"Brett, why the hell did you put GORVY!"

by D>>Man May 11, 2003

Wet Think

A wet think is when you're very tired and have a shower, you turn the temperature up a lil and sit down for an existential crisis.

Aw man I was having such a bad day I went for a wet think.

by I get money!!$ June 3, 2018