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Sen Ten Tor?

A joke that your significant other wouldn’t understand.
I can’t believe Jen doesn’t understand Sen Ten Tor?
by Xdian135 June 1, 2024
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Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.
I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
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ten rope

When you're skipping rocks and your rock skips ten times. Not to be confused with ten roping, when you're ejaculating and you have ten consecutive ejections.
by thechinasaur January 9, 2021
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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heng ten

a nickname for heng ye, dave's roommate

abbreviated H-10
Yo H-10! I like to lock the rock n' corn so dance we fight fast.
by Earl Brighton December 11, 2003
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Tens

Years Between 10 and 19

Also called adolescence
by 459395 March 9, 2022
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ten minute striker

it takes only ten minutes to orgasm during sex for somebody that is a "ten minute striker" and thus may be bullied for it.
"I bet Josh is a ten minute striker"
by UKnowItsTrue October 20, 2014
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