toasterdick

A person so terrible, awful, and inhuman that their penis can be compared to a toaster.

Person: God, Brian is such a

toasterdick.
Person2: Woah man! That's too far!

by Shot_Macker July 11, 2016

Toasted

When you're under the influence of marijuana. When you've smoked so much weed that you're passed baked, you're toasted.

Dude, I'm really baked. No dude, you're toasted.

by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

by Eneshi April 18, 2018

Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.

Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!

by Lothar December 14, 2017

Toadge

It's when a toad does a stinky brap brap braaap toady smeller froggy froge in waughter

Dude did you just "Toadge"

hell yeah I just did an efreety froggy toader froge brappy tap smell toadge

by Jim Pogi August 12, 2018

Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.

Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!

by DeeeZ September 24, 2018

Toasted

To get so high that your running in circles yelling "mom wheres my lizard"

Sorry poliecemans i was wayyy to damn "Toasted" to hear what u was sayin

by EDP456 December 20, 2018