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Fun Bags!

Ample bosums are bags of fun

by Ben Macky December 21, 2003

Splenda Tits

n. A colloquial term for a woman with beautiful, yet tragically fake breasts. Used in exchange for sugar tits for women with breast implants.

Luke: "Hey, have you seen the new boobs on Linda?"
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"

"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson

by floydfan91 August 2, 2011

fuck your tits off

A catch phrase used by Louis C.K. when talking to his wife, Kim. From The series "Lucky Louie"
It means he wants to put his weener in her.

"I'm gonna fuck your tits off" (pushes Kim into the closet and shuts the door)

by Misters Danny Dutra and Dickball Macleod September 19, 2008

Fat-tits

Any male suffering from obesity in the tit region.

Plural: Fat-tities

Fat-tities are entirely capable of doing the truffle shuffle.

by ASDFGQASDFG September 10, 2005

sugar tits

Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" inquired the Academy Award-winning director. "Lookin' to kill a few Jesuses," the sergeant gamely replied.

by Moses Maybe July 31, 2006

street tits

aesthetically unpleasing breasts

small, oddly shaped, lopsided, asymmetrical, or weird-looking breasts
"Yo that girl had it goin on... from the back, until she turned around and I saw her street tits."

by Julie Mathis February 17, 2008

Off me tits

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

by Cirrhosis Cyril February 21, 2004