two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 28, 2012

16 seater limo

A limo that seats 16 people

That 16 seater limo surely won't seat 16 people

by Stomedy June 22, 2016

3rd seater

1. The ugliest female in a group of club girls
Who has to sit in the back row of the van or if in a car-
SHE AIN’T COMING WITH US!!!

ie- In the world of Benjamin’s, she’s a Lincoln!!!

Nah bruddas, you guys ain’t hanging me with the 3rd seater again. I got stuck with it last week!!!

by 3rd seater August 26, 2021

two-seater

When 2 woman separately sit on a man's face and genitals.

Person 1: I heard Jake had a two-seater last night?
Person 2: I'm jealous. I'm a damn virgin.

by acasianBitrate November 3, 2023

2 Seater

Rollercoaster Ride that has 2 Seats Per Row and Fits 2 People

The Rollercoaster is a 2 Seater and there’s 4 of us. Me and Chad will go on one row together and You and Emily will go on the row behind us.

by defens November 19, 2023

empty seater

An empty seater is a person who seems normal but cannot connect and process information correctly. You may find yourself having to repeat the same thing again and again like with a small child or Alzheimer's patient. The difference is an empty seater is unconnected emotionally. They are devoid spiritually and basically out to lunch.

Wow, I called my mom up after ten years, big mistake! Nothing at all has changed. She's still as immature, spoiled and elitist as ever. She said how she just loved me to pieces, but at the same time did not seem to care that I was left without a GP or plumbing. "What an empty seater!"

by jennmacfar July 4, 2024

Two-seater

A two-seater is a type of threesome when two women are sitting on a man’s genitals and face.

Jason: “I heard through the grapevine that Daniel did a two-seater with Mary and Trish last night.”
Caleb: “I’m so jealous dude! I need to do one with Anna and Katy!”

by rosenovarocks January 10, 2026