doom squirrel 

the grim reapers pet squirrel a flying death machine thats built to reap the souls of all whom the reaper misses by the way it kills dogs the most don't ask me why I thought it would be a cat or something but anywho....IT WILL ASSASSINTE YOU WILL ULLTIMATE SQUIRRLEY WRATH

doom squirrel is the dooom and chaos in the world so beware the squrrel man BEWARE IT'S SQUIRRELY WRATH OR DIE!!!!!

doom squirrel by lizard0004 February 13, 2008

J-Squirrel 

(v) The act of squirreling away coveted objects, drugs, or paraphernalia while geeking. The subject often forgets where the items are stashed and destroys his habitat in search of the items.

(n) The specific subject prone to perform acts of a J-Squirrel or often caught Squirreling.

* See Also: Squirreling

1.) J-Squirrel geeked out last night, destroyed his camper looking for his stash not knowing he had consumed it all the day before.

2.) Yo, homie, Jim was up all night looking for where he stashed his drugs. What a J-squirrel.

J-Squirrel by A. Friend September 7, 2006

fart squirrel 

Another name for skunk.

Jimi and I were cruising along when a fart squirrel ran out in front of the pick'em up truck.

fart squirrel by Razorayne December 15, 2015

The Brown Squirrel 

The act of stuffing one's testicles into another person's anus, like a squirrel hiding their nuts.

Tom Cruise prefers the Brown Squirrel to the Black Chipmunk.

The Brown Squirrel by Rei Syndrom June 16, 2010

Persian Squirrel 

The sensation of pushing a clawing squirrel out of your ass after eating Persian food.

I really enjoyed lunch today at the Iranian restaurant but had to drop an extremely painful Persian squirrel when I got home.

Persian Squirrel by The Iron Sheik July 21, 2009

Fucked Squirrel 

A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.

Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.

Fucked Squirrel by static1432 March 24, 2010

purple squirrel 

a purple squirrel is a creature you might enconter after taking large amounts of magic mushrooms and/or acid

DAMN,Jantzen was trippin in Mrs.Stevens class......that nigga said he was seeing purple squirrels!

purple squirrel by Ur Boi Killa J August 14, 2009