smocked 

A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.

We were supposed to tee off at 10. Where is Will? I think we've been smocked again.

smocked by Miskatonix January 23, 2017

Butt smoke 

The act of smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke into another's anus; then resulting in smoke coming out of said person's ass.

Yeah, she had just butt smoked. I think we should avoid her from now on.

Butt smoke by Trolleyman22 June 20, 2011

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream 

1. To be much better at something than someone else
2. To diss someone so thoroughly that no comeback is possible

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream:
1. Rickie Lee Jones puts her smoke out in Edie Brickell's ice cream (thanks to lexicondevil at The Onion AV Club)
2. That queen tried to diss my outfit, but then I totally put my smoke out in her ice cream.

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream by djprobed July 7, 2007

blow smoke up one's ass 

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”

I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!

blow smoke up one's ass by Chafu August 18, 2009

Big smokes order

I'll have two number nine's , a number nine large , a number six with extra dip, a number seven , two number forty fives , one with cheese and a large soda

Big smokes order was very large

Big smokes order by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019

Smoker 

Short for CockSmoker.

That gay bith Kev Ryan is such a smoker. And he has a little willy to smoke on too!!!

Smoker by Phillp November 24, 2003

Poll Smoker

Segment on the Daily Show where Dave Gorman acts as a statistical analyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemism for blow jobs, but not the same thing as pole in the blow job sense is not spelled P-O-L-L, but rather P-O-L-E--if confused look it up in a non-urban dictionary)

Jon Stewart: Next up, another segment of Poll Smoker with Dave Gorman.

Dave Gorman: Thanks John, and whose poll shall I smoke today? Gallup's? Pew's?

Poll Smoker by dmkinn May 18, 2006