shockets

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets

'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Shockroulette

(sub.) Video chatting on Chatroulette and doing ridiculous stuff to get a reaction out of people. The emotions provoked are often strong and usually positive, such as staring at your screen and laughing in disbelief. (As opposed to dick roulette and other ways of seeking negative attention)

Guy 1: Oh, have you seen the video where a guy makes a parody of Miley Cyrus and sings Wrecking Ball on Chatroulette?

Guy 2: Oh, yeah. That's what I call a Shockroulette.

by Digimonsters January 27, 2014

Shockdongladier

A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.

Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier

by Davedale August 25, 2019

shockled

a blend of the words shocked and baffled used in instances where one or the other simply wont satisfy the magnitude of the reaction.

At first, I was shocked but the more I thought of it, I became baffled as well. This information flat out shockled me.

by GrandmasterSchrute March 11, 2021

Shockingryan

Ryan (born Febuary 11, 2004), better known as Shockingryan, is a British Youtuber and one of the best HIVE Bedrock Edition Players.

Is that guy hacking? Nvm it's Shockingryan.

by Hive Bedrock May 8, 2022

TMP Shockwave

A Text Message Phone shockwave. It occurs when someone sends you a text message and you receive it over and over and over even though they only sent in once. And yes, you will get charged for each one of them.

Dude, Mike's phone has tmp shockwave'd my blackberry into submission.

by BaaaBaaaBlackSheep May 14, 2009

Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.

Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.

by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011