shart nation

A peculiar Instagram page revolving around the shitty mistakes people have made in Vermillion, South Dakota. Should this shitshow of an Instagram page be put down as well as its owner, Joey Thompson, probably.

Joey should change Shart Nation to Shartstool USD!

by PeculiarCoyote November 3, 2021

Shart

Um it’s you think it’s a rooter toot but it is a rooter toot but um the rooter toot goes out and it splats

I sharted in my pants!

by Whoaaadere September 7, 2023

Shart

When you need to say the work shi* but there are kids/a kid around, so you substitute shi* with shart.

“Oh shart, I stubbed my toe!

by anonymous July 19, 2024

shart

When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead

dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

Hershey sharts

Synonym: The chocolate fountain made in the porcelain.

Antonym: a normal turd.

Shart= sh** and fart together.

Dude, that pile of meth gave me the Hershey Sharts!

by KingJosef October 25, 2020

Shart Attack

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Shart

A fart that comes with a little more than what you bargained for.

A: Was that the whoopee cushion?
B: No, last I checked the whoopee cushion did not have a liquid feature.
A: Does that make it a shart?
B: Let's just hope he wore his brown pants to class.

by Planet Ocean January 15, 2019