shrimpressive

adj. (1) So small that it is impressive; (2) So underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small

John: Yo, check out the rock on George's fiancee's finger.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.

by Just changin' November 23, 2010

Shrimpooning

To spoon and suck on ones toes. Sitting in partners lap cuddling while the person in the front is sucking on the person in the back's toes. It is a great way to cuddle and be sexy at the same time.

Guy 1:"So what did you and your girlfriend do last night?"
Guy 2: "We were shrimpooning for a couple hours, she was so comfty in my lap, and she tickled my toes at the same time!!"
Guy 1: "Wow that sounds amazing! I need to do that with my girlfriend!!"

by lolzitsblondeeliza October 13, 2011

lil shrimpie

an ugly boy who patrols the ocean looking for mermaids in his shrimp mobile. In his spare time, he enjoys annoying people, as well as consuming large amounts of brussel sprouts marinated in cat pee

"Did you see lil shrimpie patrolling the ocean?"

"ya, he is just so hot. Id be his mermaid anyday?"

by messy111 January 6, 2015

Shrimbo

Name for a male prostitute, usually from Russia.

Dude, these Shrimbo's are so hot!

by L100 July 3, 2012

shrimping

Toe sucking, usually performed by a foot or toe fetishist.

Upon seeing the shrimping scene in her son's movie "Mondo Trasho", John Water's mother chastised him, saying: "There's no such thing as that!"

by Listener_T June 23, 2005

shrimpin

The term used when describing gay foreplay when one man ejaculates inside another mans rectum, and then sips it with a straw.

After Marcus came into Zacks ass he went shrimpin and drank it out with a straw.

by Ben Dover November 8, 2004

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

did you see loren and steph being shrumpettes yesterday, haha yeah, wat a bunch of dirty shrumpettes

by + Steph =]. June 19, 2008