scooped up

Adj: Used to describe a female that is currently in a relationship with someone else

Jon: "Look at Tonya over there, she's lookin fine"

Bobby: "Don't bother, she got scooped up just last week"

by BMoney January 28, 2005

Scoops

Boobs, scoops are boobs

Synonyms: boobs, tits, melons, jugs, yum yum bags, breasts, boobies, titties, bosoms

Not to be confused with cakes, which are ass cheeks

Scenario 1 - two men and a homosexual woman (dyke) are a walking through a park a 'top heavy' female is walking towards the group on the other side of the path.

Dyke: ay yo my size!
Man2: lemme get your number

(The woman carries on walking past without acknowledging the group )

Man1: Oh shit! Did you see the scoops on her
Man2: juggersaurus rex
Dyke: bitch ain't got no ass tho

Scenario 2 - a man is recapping his sexual experiences from the night before with a close friend

Man2: you should have seen her scoops
(Man2 pulls up a video of the girl that he filmed holding up his phone using two Adidas shoeboxes)
Man1: (eyes widen) big scoops jheez!

by Wgfyb🌊 November 22, 2016

Goopy scoopy

When you use your saggy, wrinkly, hairy scrotum to wipe your ass

Dude I was all out of shit tickets so I had to goopy scoopy

by Senator of the sauce March 27, 2019

Scoobth

Drunk one night, with a binch of friends and one tries to say the name Scooby but slurs his words into Scoobth.

Scoobth doo, where are you? *hic*

by Scoobth December 11, 2003

Scooby-Doobage

A nickname for the drug marijuana. Got it's claim to fame through several years of watching Sooby Doo re-runs while high.

'Is it time for some Scooby-Doobage guys?'

'Guys let's watch Scooby-Dooabge'

by FishPig October 7, 2004

The Scoobert Doobert

The sexual act of shitting on your partner, the continually scratching the shit of your asshole by dog-scooting on your partner's bare chest.

I wasn't in love with him until he handcuffed me to the bed and did the Scoobert Doobert!

by PanicaLemur April 23, 2018

Scoopex

Scoopex is a term used to describe someone who purports to be a football supporter but never in fact goes to a ground to watch a game. This sort of person will generally only have latched on to a team after a team's success in a cup competition and is a classic example of a glory hunter. Armed with an armchair and a TV remote control, a Scoopex will watch his or her team on TV and actually believe they are supporting the team merely by pressing buttons.

A typical Scoopex will not support a local team, an example would be a Birmingham based person supporting a team in Liverpool. As this type of 'football supporter' does not have to travel, they will find themselves with a lot of spare time on their hands and this time is frequently used on Usenet or surfing the internet looking for porn.

by Bernie Bolte September 25, 2006