Jestation Period

The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.

I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021

massimo pericolo

Eleonora's favorite singer and future husband.

i love you, massimo pericolo

by eleonora ratti November 21, 2021

Reverse Period

When you get a bloody nose while eating a girl out.

I was munching this girl’s box and just ended up giving her a reverse period

by megakool May 7, 2022

cum period

monthly cramps and pains in the penis/balls area when a boy doesn’t cum for prolonged periods of time, usually 2-3 days.

ah, i can’t run right now, my cum periods hurt too much

by jetts October 26, 2022

Foot period

Noun - when your ingrown toenail is so ingrown that it bleeds

Baby i want foot pics
cant i have a foot period

by pokojoke12 June 1, 2023

postholiday waistline shopping period

(Noun) The six day period from December 26th-December 31st during which people buy large amounts of Slimfast, weight loss supplements, detox kits and protein bars.

During the postholiday waistline shopping period, stores like GNC and Whole Foods see a jump in their sales while consumers try to shed their holiday pounds.

by Crackberry:) December 29, 2009

Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP

(n): Typically referred to by it's acronym alone (PVPP) - The period of time after a vacation in which one pays dearly for taking said vacation. Often lasting longer than vacation itself, it manifests in the form of jet lag, depression, overflowing inboxes, excess house/yard work, bank account drain, etc,.

1. Jen: "Should we ask Sue to go to the movie too?" Mary:"No, she's in Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP for at least another week"

2."He doesn't seem at all rested from his trip. Must be a near fatal case of PVPP"

by Ileah519 December 8, 2011