shit painter

one who uses feces as a medium to paint walls, toilets, mirrors, etc. also know as shit painting.

Sarge was the most creative shit painter I've ever seen! I stopped at the Seven-Eleven to drop and duece and a shit painter had just painted the whole joint.

by The Square Gang April 13, 2008

los tres pantalones

hip-hoppin fresh mexican posse

:i wish i was a los tres pantalones

by mat April 22, 2005

Paint the Wall

Paint the Wall means to jack off and have a cumgasm that spurts cum-shots out of your dick and hits the wall.

Some guys jack off and Paint the Wall!

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

paint the walls

when you masterbate and your sperm drenches the walls.

Troll was eager to get home from school so he could paint the walls.

by Chia37 November 16, 2005

painters

when its that time of the month and you realize how much of a bastard it is to be a chick.

She is such a grumpy whore. The painters must be in again.

by U_WANT_CHEEZ_WIT_DAT? December 28, 2005

PaintStation

The ultimate game for socially dysfunctional males. It combines all the bogus camaraderie of paintball with the isolation and pointlessness of computer games.

Police officers broke into the apartment after neighbours reported they hadn't seen Billy Fuckwit for over 10 days. They found him dead wearing just a comedy beer drinking hat, slumped over his PaintStation.

by Spleenvent September 4, 2006

pantalons

a more emphatic form of pants meaning rubbish or useless.

girl 1: this party is pants
girl 2: damnit this is pantalons

by kittycat July 6, 2004