RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!!

RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!! NOW THAT THE COPS ARE ALL IN THE STREET RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!!!

Hym "RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!! NOW! WILL THE COPS ARE DISTRACTED!!! LET THEM KNOW WHO FREED THEM!!!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 11, 2022

Prison Custard

When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.

Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."

3-5 guys follow

1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"

by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022

Prison Ramen

Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.

“Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”

“Yeah, that was prison ramen”

by anonymous January 12, 2023

prison chili

A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.

I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.

by AllCheesesAreWarm July 14, 2023

prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time

How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023

Dwarf Prison

When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.

She locked me in her dwarf prison.

by Monkian79 August 5, 2023