Shetland Pony

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.

I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

ass pony

Someone who has been made to submit to another. Similar to being a gimp but less willing.

He's my ass pony. Your my ass pony for the night

by racerzero December 17, 2006

My Little Pony

A girl with a lower body that is out of proportion with her upper body. Thick legs and hips - but thin on top. This look can deceive a guy when she is spotted across the bar and looks attractive but shocks you when she stands up.

Guy 1: Sally set me up with her friend and I thought she was hot at first.

Guy 2: What changed your mind?

Guy 1: When she got up to go to the bathroom I saw she was a my little pony.

by AZ Woody November 2, 2008

blow pony

A bitch nigga who can't get head.

My ex is a blow pony.

by Bitch.. January 6, 2016

What's the Pony Express?

inter. Anything dealing with sex.

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

by shaqualooloo April 6, 2005

Fudge-Pony

after a night of sex, u wait until the girl/guy fall asleep and if the sex was bad u take a shit on there stomach and the leave

hehe i cant wait until i get to fudge-pony that bitch/bastard tonight

by mr snuggly bear October 4, 2006

sausage pony

One might think that this means sausages made out of pony meat...BUT YE BE A WRONGUN!!!

Now look how foolish you seem! surely that would be a pony sausage? can you not see that this is sausage pony?!

"look! there is a sausage pony!"

"i just got anally raped by a sausage pony...and now its after you!"

"Sausage pony my ass!...oh dear.."

Boris Johnson - prime example

by The Real Boris Johnson August 12, 2009