Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020

pessimessi

The wife to seiwaya, and creator of many beautiful adopts

Pessimessi=rich

by Notseiwaya November 22, 2020

Pessimistic

Just being a grouch that see everything like it's a sad movie or something.

Stop being pessimistic.
No you stupid idiot.

by mightnightsnack_xd4 June 8, 2021

passive panhandling

soliciting without threat or menace, often without any words exchanged at all—just a cup or a hand held out

passive panhandling sounds a lot like a job.

by MostHigh June 23, 2008

Passionade Finn

An alcoholic beverage composed of pink Lucozade lemonade stuff, Passoa, Mickey Finn (not the drug type or the T-Rex). That's it! Consumed primarily towards the end of a moderate drinking session. Something about David Bowie.

Let me have a Passionade Finn/Joe Joe Binks/Charlotte's Head. The ale is well in me, and I'm looking forward to the Absinthe.

by The Squittens January 23, 2014

Passive Cuddling

The act of sitting close and snuggling without actively making any movements once in position. It is in contrast to active cuddling.

I had fun last night passive cuddling Shelia as it felt like one big long hug.

by realist_98 August 14, 2015

Passive-Aggressive invitation

inviting someone to do something knowing they will say no so that you look like the better person

I asked her to go to dinner with a passive-aggressive invitation. This way I'm trying and not the flaky one.

by Bananas23 November 24, 2015