Helga Pataki Syndrome

When a person does what Helga does to Arnold on the tv show “Hey Arnold."

When a girl or guy says nasty hurtful things to someone; but the person that is saying the nasty things really likes the person that he/she is bullying.

“Hey maybe that girl has the Helga Pataki Syndrome.”

by boc277 January 6, 2008

Pathway to Possible

A positive and inspiring way to ask a lady if you can go in.

After multiple healthy activities and high-fives, she agreed on the Pathway to Possible.

by Uhhh...Email December 23, 2019

Pirate Patch

Anus areola that is exposed when a woman wears a thong and bends over. In other words, the darker colored skin around the bung that a woman might reveal while wearing a g-string.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.

After buying a tiny thong bikini, Jane also paid for a Bleached Asshole so she wasn't showing pirate patch every time she bent over to pick up her tanning lotion at the beach.

by BFinlayson December 9, 2012

batty patty

When someone is so fucked in the head that they have minced beef meat inserted in their arsehole while shitting it out into a sizzling pan before serving it to a customer.

Rory: Ah man, I just got fired from Burger Palace
Victoria: Really? Why?
Rory: I got caught serving a batty patty to an annoying customer
Victoria: *Sigh* Not again....
Liam: Ah that's turned me on, I would have loved that for lunch

by guddleate44 November 8, 2019

Patrick Swayze Saturday

When you get off work on monday so you party it up on sunday like i was still saturday.

"Hey Utah, you aint goin' to work tomorrow, so lets via con dios and rage this Patrick Swayze Saturday."

by snaxxx September 19, 2009

Patriot Inflatables

Inflatable statues of dead white folks on pedestals to be used at picnics, in the pool or on the Fourth to express patriotism once the real ones are permanently wiped from involuntary view and are nestled safely inside special museums.

I brought all my Patriot Inflatables to my family reunion and let me tell you something, they were a big hit!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020

pattied

to be skipped, forgotten, left behind, or deleted.

"Spilly did you get in the queue"
"Nope, pattied again"

by faacts December 3, 2020