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rat in the oven 

A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.
‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’

Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.

Devil's Dutch Oven 

Farting whilst in the shower with your significant other.
"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."
Devil's Dutch Oven by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021

Dinner In The Oven 

When a young man feeds a MILF a cockmeat sandwich.
I paid the boy down the road to put my dinner in the oven.
Dinner In The Oven by JBiznitz November 1, 2021

Auto-Dutch oven 

When a sick bastard gives themself a Dutch oven.
I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.

Biscuits in the Oven 

When you’re ready to take a poo
We gotta get home boys, I’ve got some biscuits in the oven.