Neuf

Having or getting oral sex after a long night of drinking with one or more friends or family members passed out next you.

I got smashed and a neuf last night with Rusty and Russell passed out on the floor.

by fpaq jones April 30, 2009

neurodivergent

a person who is psychic

you know Jim he is neurodivergent, so he can read your mind

by anonymous November 29, 2021

neujob

Neujob: Using the internet to obtain employment. Often used defiantly in reference to a current employer. Named after internet recruiting pioneer Donald Neufeld.

"I'm not working Saturdays, I can neujob out of this place with one click-of-the-mouse". "Chuck had the balls to neujob it using the company computer".

by Arthur Mason July 11, 2007

Neurologics

A enlarged hunk of shit that was sunken back in World War II. Resembles Battlefield 3 being bad. Also known as "The Shit" as it is a piece of shit.

Guy 1: Holy fuck did you see that guys Neurologics!?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was the size of my penis!
Guy 1: To bad your penis is 2 inches.
Guy 2: Oh yeah..

by That Guy With Glasses November 16, 2011

neurospicy

a new version of saying you’re ‘quirky’ but in reality, you’re just annoying. mostly used by people older than 30

“Oh my god, I’m soooo ✨neurospicy!!✨”
“Stfu Rebeckah.”

by suggonmybawls April 16, 2023

Neurodiverging

When a neurodivergent person neurodiverges or is neurodiverging (making the noun "neurodivergent" into a verb) it means they are exhibiting neurodivergent cognition and behaviors.

My student said something that did not make sense to me. Her neurodivergence was neurodiverging.

I neurodiverge every day and people make me feel like an outsider. Whatever!

by LingDanc803 April 26, 2023

mrs. neumann

a loser:someone who talks too much and not reliazing that no one is listening

You are such a "mrs. neumann"

by pota April 16, 2009