Neuf 

To fail in a spectacular fashion while attempting to act smooth or cool, i.e. sending your allergy suffering grandma to the hospital with a bouche of flowers.

Jake: "Dude check it out."
Lund: "No way! Zach's hittin on Darby? How's he doin so far?!"
Jake: "Well he just asked her how far along she is."
Lund: "The fuck?! Since when is she pregnant?!"
Jake: "She isn't"
Lund: *Sigh* "What a Neuf."

Neuf by Ninehanded October 5, 2010

Neuf 

A man that, while sober, will fuck anything with less than six legs. And yeah motherfucker, he has Plus.

"Man, Neuf was SHITFACED last nite. He seriously fucked a centipede."

Neuf by Peter Pocklington January 13, 2006

Neuf 

Having or getting oral sex after a long night of drinking with one or more friends or family members passed out next you.

I got smashed and a neuf last night with Rusty and Russell passed out on the floor.

Neuf by fpaq jones April 30, 2009

neuf 

a person whom steals cars and other property and takes other people’s girls (a lady’s man)

Hey do you know his name?

No
He looks like a neuf

neuf by NeufDomination December 22, 2020

neuf sed 

1.) to have said enough

2.) nine sed

3.) oink sed

1.) "Bad news, Prof. I can't shell out for that. Neuf sed."

2.) "Do I even want to know? Neuf Sed."

3.) "Sacre bleu! Zere is one sing less zan ten being said! Neuf sed!"

4.) "LOL ECTO IT IS OKAY TO BE PINK LIKE A PIG. NEUF NEUF NEUF"

neuf sed by FyberOptic October 1, 2003

Dix-Neuf 

1.The French word for the number nineteen.

2. Can be used as (and sounds similar too) Deez Nuts.

1. ... Dix-Huit, Dix-Neuf, Vingt...

2. "Yeah, I basically told her to suck Dix-Neuf"

Dix-Neuf by E.W. Doom December 1, 2009

Dix-neuf 

Dix-neuf is the word for nineteen (19) in the French language. Unfortunately, it rhymes with "Deez Nuts," a popular joke from vine, which can be misinterpreted. This number is also the mathematical answer to 9+10, another fad from vine.

If you're practicing mathematics with someone who can speak French, be wary of anyone who uses vine. They may confuse dix-neuf with deez nuts.

Dix-neuf by Derpin April 14, 2015