butt muncher

a ass kisser or someone who likes to talk shit about others.

He is such a butt muncher

by Jordayn May 13, 2005

munched

to be very tired and/or drunk/under th influence of a drug

i was munched last nite at th party

by warren November 14, 2003

lisp muscle

the muscle up a gay mans ass that is hit while butt fucking causing the gay man to speak with a lisp

ssssshit, you hit my lisp muscle (lisssssp mussssscle) you ssssstud.

by to much think time April 17, 2007

Tuners vs Muscle

A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.

Pros & Cons

Tuners

Pros:

Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well

Good gas mileage

Cons:

Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics

Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados

Muscle

Pros:

Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years

"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners

Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)

Cons:

Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell

The result: Muscle

(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)

Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?

Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.

Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race

Me: Fuck off, please

by I'm mixed August 2, 2011

Russell The Muscle

Nickname for major league baseball player Russell Branyan.

Russell the Muscle has 3 of the 5 longest home runs in Miller Park history

by Bob Smith Jones Johnson Newman March 27, 2009

Muscledousche

Anyone who takes Bodybuilding too far and who tries to get others around him to eat disgusting health foods as well.

Anthony is a muscledousche.

by Pooptitsmagee August 29, 2009

musclebate

to masturbate in order to have muscular arms and chest

emma: wow brad, how'd you get such muscular arms and chest?!

brad: oh, you know, i musclebate and such...

by blazin_HAWK May 2, 2010