Jedi Mind Tricks 

Quite possibly the most blasphemous rap group ever. Consisting of Vinnie Paz (formally known as Ikon the Verbal Hologram) and Jus Allah as M.C.s with Stoupe the Enemy Of Mankind on the beats.

There was some shit with Jus Allah awhile back but it's all good now.

Lyrics from the Jedi Mind Tricks song, "Heavenly Divine"

1. "Hologram burns churches
Murders by sticking a crucifix through your cervix"
2. "Broke into the Vatican and strangled the Pope with his rosary"
3."Sharp blades slash your vitals
Recitals will fight you and entice you to burn Bibles"
4."Divine purpose, for the Remi that's in my thermos
Wait and see we'll stick you with needles that's hypodermic"

These are all from the same song, I'm not making this up.

Jedi Mind Tricks by poopmonger31423412 June 7, 2009

jedi mind trick

A method by which Luke Skywalker can do everything but get laid.

Luke: "You want to drag me into the back of the Millenium Falcon. You want to screw me silly. You want to screw me silly..."

Han: "Fuck your Jedi mind trick! My door still ain't swingin' that way."

jedi mind trick by skyblack June 9, 2004

master mind 

a person who is knows alot, who dont talk much and who nos the purpose

yo man lets go ask the master mind he'll no what to do

master mind by nick November 7, 2004

Get your Mind Right 

A term used to tell someone to get it together and start using thier brain.

Hey man, you got us all kicked out of the bar last night for throwing that beer bottle. You need to get your mind right.

Get your Mind Right by phrasee January 5, 2010

Don't mind if I do 

I phrase/saying to say while taking something that should have been, but wasn't, offered to you. Usually goes along with a deliberately rude gesture, like snatching something off a table.

At the Christmas Party, important guests were given a free tree ornament. Someone who was not supposed to get one walks up to their table and says abruptly "Don't mind if I do" and takes one of the ornaments for themselves.

Don't mind if I do by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

dirty mind syndrome 

dirty mind syndrome

n.
abr. DMS

Something usually experienced by those for whom sex is a large part of every-day life. Basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it.

Normal girl: "So I took hold of this big pole-"
Person with DMS: "Yeah, I BET you did ;)"
Normal girl: "You and your DMS..."

- example of dirty mind syndrome

dirty mind syndrome by -BOFH- September 22, 2005

Gorilla Mind 

A supplement company renowned for efficacious doses of ingredients in their products owned by Mike Cernovich, Chris Deoudes and Derek from "More Plates More Dates".

Man, I scored some of that Gorilla Mind pre-workout and got a sick pump!

Gorilla Mind by bishesdishes July 3, 2021