Mike Jonesing 

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.

Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.

Mike Jonesing by Thomas Bauer November 11, 2006

mike williams 

criminal

bum

loser

named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.

"hey guys, we missed you at work yesterday. where were you?"

"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."

"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."

"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"

"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"

mike williams by stu in the zoo December 9, 2008

mike jones 

mike jones-
def 1. A member of the swisher house swisha house

def 2. An anthem in the streets

Mike Jones- "If u aint Mike Jones from the Swisha House with the Swisha house piece and chain..."

Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!

mike jones by James July 25, 2004

Mike and Mark Points 

Points in which people are handed out by Mike and Mark. They must do crazy, often humiliating deeds in order to achieve them. The first person to gain 1,000,000 becomes, Mike and/or Mark.

Go stab that orphan and we'll give you 1,000 Mike and Mark Points.

Mike and Mark Points by Mike Chainsaw January 6, 2009

Mike Hill's Laugh 

1. The guttural explosion from a tall white boy. Reaching 20000 decibels, the laugh is known to stun his prey. Much like the lions of the Kalahari, this laugh can be heard from 3 miles away and is used by the Mike to announce his presence to all contenders to his territory.

2. The cause of the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami, as well as Hurricane Katrina. The known death toll from all laugh-incidents is quickly reaching 2,000,000.

I've heard Mike Hill's laugh, now I just have to find him

Mike Hill's Laugh by 1sgbard March 14, 2011

Mike Green 

A sexy beast Washington Capitals hockey player that is the best defenseman in the history of the NHL.

Also see sexy beast and Washington Capitals

Not to be confused with Alex Ovechkin

Girl 1: Did you see Ovie in the Caps game last night! He was amazing!

Girl 2: Um, I wasn't paying any attention to that no-front-tooth guy, Mike Green pwned. He broke a record!

Mike Green by JGoose13 February 15, 2009

Mike Shinoda 

The EmCee for Linkin Park. Majored in graphic design in college. Married to long time girlfriend Anna Lovejoy. Born Feb. 11, 1977, almost 27 yrs. old. Very hot, super sexxy.

He's so hot!...So jealous of Anna. Good for her, she got to him first.

Mike Shinoda by Jacki January 18, 2004