Max Hillman

The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.

Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!

by WhoaThereBaby November 28, 2010

Max Chod

Small asian boy who prefers the resturaunt Abby's, fast learner loves cheesy fries. spends his days here in america calling people gay and getting all the ladies.

Max Chod: thomas your looking skinny............. NOT!

T-Mayhew: I freaking hate you....

by allamericanmax November 15, 2011

Max-gee

Can be used as an insult or is reworded to just max g

Look its max-gee he looks like he ate to many big macs or you love max g

by Ry but cool April 26, 2023

Max points

A game with friends involving sexual acts which equal certain points. The aim of the game is to achieve the highest amount of points or achieving "max points"
Kiss = 10 points
Snog =15 points
A cheeky touch = 20
Anything more sexual = 50
THE DEED = MAX POINTS

Hey ;) kiss me and you can give me 10points" or "Hey fancy MAX points ;)

by Desusa October 21, 2010

Max Ammo

it means when someone fat is huge enough to be called max ammo, because they eat to much

Guy 1: Hey bro, you are max ammo.

Guy 2: Im not max ammo fuckin hippo

by mxhyzb March 19, 2023

max harlan

The optimization of a fuck boy. Always making jokes surrounding "eat my ass", and the occastinal "fucking your mom". Also consistently achieves a 0.01 GPA at Hopkins High School in Hopkins, Minnesota.

idiot ethan max harlan

by EMR976751 February 15, 2014

Max McCaffrey

An attractive football player from Colorado who played wide receiver for Duke University and is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His oldest younger brother Christian, is currently a running back for the Carolina Panthers. His middle younger brother Dylan, plays quarterback for the University of Michigan. His youngest brother is still in highschool and has committed to the University of Nebraska.

Person 1: Just look at Max McCaffrey. He's real good looking.

Person 2: I don't think he's good as his younger brother Christian, but he knows how to catch the ball real well.

by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018