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Monster Hitman

The most awsome energy shot ever... even better when combine with a regualr monster...

(WARNING: May cause high amounts of energy. Therefore after drink you may become Hyper as hell.)
some random guy: OMG ITS A MONSTER HITMAN!!!!!!
by Xaal March 15, 2009
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Monster Pussy

What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019
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Belly Monster

Refers to a pregnant woman's stomach in general or sometimes when the baby is being fussy.
"I can't wait until my belly monster is born!"

"My little belly monster must be hungry; he won't stop kicking."
by Ste(ph)anie January 17, 2009
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slob monster

overweight fat person who still thinks that they are sexy...NOT!!!!!
She was posing on the floor like she was hot, but I was like hell to the nah, u lookin like a slob monster!!!!
by Shameika v. September 3, 2006
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Monster Strike

Monster Strike is a Japanese mobile game that is very fun.
Use Monster Strike when talking about Monsters and baseball strikes.
by U r Fat Mama Fat May 13, 2019
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Breath Monster

Used to describe brutes who don't brush their teef.
Get yer halitosis out of my grill u breath monster
by Darren Llewellyn Glynn April 11, 2005
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Pash Monster

A female who goes around toungue kissing anyone and everyone they come into contact with.

Pash Monsters usually are found at house parties
Hey dude watch out for that Pash Monster, shes a freak
by Richard Jackson February 10, 2005
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