mild

when someone places a mint in their mouth, and proceeds to suck a penis. named after the the marlboro cigarette.

that bitch gave me a mild yesterday, and although my dick be mad enflamed and shit, it smells like a professional.

by miguelcrush May 31, 2007

Milf Kilroy

An amazingly fit woman, in her early fourties, preferably blonde with large breasts. Has the accent of a mancunian and pronounces everything with an 'eh' sound on the end of it. MOTHER BELONGING TO NATALIE KILROY.

'that Susan Kilroy, shes a rayteeeee Milf Kilroy'

by Milf Appreciation May 2, 2009

Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.

'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'

by tadb July 8, 2007

Milf Mark

Tattoo located on the lower back of a woman. Formerly known as a Tramp Stamp.

* A mom bends down revealing a tattoo on her lower back. "Check out the milf mark on her!"

by khog August 14, 2011

Midfield, TX

Midfield is an unincorporated community in Matagorda County, Texas, United States. Although it is unincorporated, Midfield has a post office, with the ZIP code of 77458. It is known as a four way stop going to someplace else and it has a bar, a hotel, a Post Office, a church, a community center, and a volunteer fire department. Midfield is also characterized by having a shitload of trailer houses. Midfield is close to the cities of Bay City, El Campo, Palacios, and Edna and is approximately a hour and 30 minutes southwest of Houston, TX.

Guy 1: Dude, remember when we were on that road trip and we passed through Midfield, TX?
Guy 2: Dude, it was only a four way stop. Chill out.

by Someone Midfield Used to Know December 5, 2012

Milf Mafia

A group of mothers that participate in different activities in the name of their children. Once in the Milf Mafia you are family and their is no easy way out.

Jules couldn't wait to have her baby and be accepted in the Milf Mafia.

by Barry DeBeers January 13, 2015