Band kid

The Band kids are a subculture native to the marching bands of high school that share the common characteristics of having a greasy hair complexion, obsession with the national anthem of the now-dissolved polity of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and being unfunny. Often found in marching bands in high schools, they also have a significant diaspora in the social media communities of Reddit and Discord, with some residing in Tumblr or Twitter. Diverse politically and sexually, most are irreligious and introverted, with varying hobbies. Naturally, most of these band kids have no obligation for showering, causing their greasy hair style, and are very repetitive too.

Geez, this band kid is still sharing the same unfunny memes by airdrop.

by bruhinator 2000 March 10, 2021

Dumpster Kid

One who smells like shit while being "non-conformist", just like all their friends. They can generally be seen standing outside various places including: the high school, movie theater, pizzaria or Shop Rite. Hobbies include smoking their life away, playing frisbee while listening to emo music (i.e Dashboard Confessional), and drawing swastikas on walls. Needless to say, they have no future.

"If that dumpster kid wore anymore makeup, he would have a vagina."

by Kelley McCabe April 17, 2009

white kid

One of the most spoiled annoying objects ever made. Their parents are failures at being a parent and just buy them shit so the kids will stop bitching. They are spoiled to the bone and cannot tie their own shoes even. All day they only care about SWAG and what shirts they wear as well as number of followers on twitter and instagram. They usually only are able to get into college due to their parents wealth but return back home only to be a thorn in the asshole.

White kid: I have 33k followers on twitter I have more swag than you.
Hard working kid: Stfu, swag doesn't feed when you're older.

White kids: You chink speak some English and get some pussy.
Asian kid: Bitch you'll be the one making my sandwiches at subway when I grow wealthy and all your bitches flock to my arms.

by wafflepop May 16, 2013

cool kid

That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a "rebel". Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too "cool" to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to work for the very nerds they were bullying. Listens to mediocre and downright bad pop music, and, assuming the pop to stand for popular, not populist, he/she forces his/her (lack of) taste onto other people. An all-round arrogant, sadistic tosser that should never have been let out of the asylum.

I don't need an example; you all know who I'm talking about. Make a stand, people; together, you can destroy pop culture, and be done with the cool kids forever!

by Trollbeast August 10, 2012

AOL Kids

sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.

<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

Kid Zooted

A boy who lives in Germany who makes slapping jerkin music.

Aye,u heard that new Kid Zooted song?

by DougieFressh September 22, 2010

iPad kid

Pretty much the worst thing to exist in gen z. Random kids that are having a tantrum then their parents offer them an ipad to watch cocomelon. In other words, little muggars

Kid: *throws tantrum
Parent:*gives kid ipad
Random bloke: IPAD KID

by likee.cherri from tiktok&insta August 5, 2021