tall irish man

Tristan

“Shut up tall Irish man”said Edward angrily to Tristan the tall Irish man

by NOTATallirishman September 13, 2020

Irish pancake

slapping ur penis on the womens vagina

go give her an Irish pancake son

by ryan perry October 19, 2007

Irish Jump Start

The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.

I was banging this chick doggy style, and right before I busted a nut, I hooked up a defibrillator to her ass cheeks and hit the switch making her pussy get really tight. I gave her an Irish Jump Start.

by Fat Bastid November 28, 2006

irish eyeshadow

Punching your wife in the eye giving her a black eye

The wife was giving me some lip, so I applied some Irish eyeshadow.

by dmart1289 January 11, 2015

Irish Cunt

A drink consisting of two-parts champagne and one-part bourbon. It will get you fucked.

I don't remember anything from last night after drinking Irish cunt.

by j_swag March 22, 2011

Irish Tampon

When you take a nice Irish Lass, and put her naked body up in the air. Then you take a nice bottle of irish wiskey and put in her clean shaven pussy and shake it. Then you put your mouth around her clean shaven pussy and suck it out.

Karina was so hot last nite and we were in the mood for an Irish Tampon. Man did it taste so good. I just love those Irish tampons.

by Frank M Smith October 18, 2009

Irish Lullaby

An Irish lullaby is when you're whispering someone to sleep and giving them a handy at the same time

Optional: Maybe let them sucking on your boobies

Guy: I was falling alseep last night and she started giving me a irish Lullaby

Guy2: Did you suck on dem boobies

by Griff1991 September 9, 2019