instavestigate

the act of extensive research of a person and their life through the social media platform Instagram.

e.g. her new boyfriend seems really shady so I’ll have to instavestigate him.

by honi.jones December 6, 2017

instafamy

Somebody resorting to desperate/sorry measures to attract Instagram followers

Struggling for new followers she abandoned her saucy-cycling-feed and brazenly took all her kit off to achieve instafamy!

by Bainksy December 18, 2018

instant sunshine

Slang or a colloquial term for a nuclear weapon.

Hiroshima is always so cloudy, luckily they got some made-in-USA instant sunshine to cheer them up back in '45.

by Xeno123 January 3, 2019

installing a projector

Having sexual intercourse with a man.

“Yo John I heard you were installing a projector last night , how’s your asshole feeling?”

by Ihaveligmaandilikedick March 8, 2019

Instanaps

When you instantly fall asleep out of nowhere

Kevin has diagnosed Victoria with Instanaps

by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019

Instagram Stripper

An Instagram Stripper is a girl who posts slutty pictures on the gram on a consistent basis. She will self identify as a model but the only product she is peddling is her boobs and ass. Instead of throwing dollars you simply make it rain in likes

Yo, do you follow "Insert unpaid "instagram model" here"?

Hell yea bro, she is my favorite Instagram Stripper

by holy guacomole November 12, 2019

Instacunt

Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.

Look at all the Instacunts in the starbucks line!

by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020