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Golden Sunrise

The event in which an individual is awoken by the sound, smell, taste, or feeling of being pissed on.

Primarily received by (but not limited to) unsuspecting or unwilling individuals.

Most commonly delivered by an individual but there have been rare occurrences in which multiple people simultaneously contribute.
J - "I drank damn near two liters of cheap tequila last night and woke up feeling like deep fried dog shit"

R - "You think that's bad? I got so drunk I blacked out, woke up to a Golden Sunrise..."

J - "Golden Sunrise??"

R - "Yeah, Basically that prick Kyle, his sister Stacy, even his damn Chihuahua gave me a golden shower..... AS A WAKE UP!"
by Playze June 19, 2011
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Golden Jesus

Pure pharmaceutical grade heroin (diacetylmorphine).
The term was first coined in the autobiographical book `Candy´ by Luke Davies (and subsequently the movie `Candy´ starring Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish), when the character Casper (Geoffrey Rush) a lecturing chemist & sometime opiate user synthesizes his own `Golden Jesus´ (diacetylmorphine) from Panadine Forte.
by Chemgirl January 3, 2010
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Golden rough

The act of performing anal on another human to get their arse gaping. Then pulling out and standing at least three feet back whilst urinating into the gaping hole, thus completing the golden rough.
Hi Steve, I sunk a 5 foot golden rough with Janine last night.
by Tony the tenticle September 22, 2012
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Golden Rainbow

golden rainbow; noun; When two members of the male gender, typically of similar height, stand back-to-back and urinate in opposite directions.
“Hey man, I’m super high right now.”
“Yeah, man, me too.”
“You wanna get naked and make a golden rainbow?”
“I don’t know what that means but alright.”
by KrustyKreatorofKaos January 17, 2021
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golden rhino

When you put on a condom, then urinate, then engage in vaginal sex
"I had to pee before we had sex in her car, but she said that she wanted a golden rhino, so I went for it"
by BattleDuck23 January 7, 2017
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Golden mimsy

by TourLife August 11, 2017
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The Golden Kernel

The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.
" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "
by 外人 Gaijin August 25, 2009
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