worst song on the ugliest guitar

something that is miserable or pathetic.

Telling your girlfriend that she has a hairy back and should wax it is like telling her that she is the worst song on the ugliest guitar.

by katie tran November 5, 2006

GUIDO

The most vile people on earth. They most often live in New Jersey, Staten Island, or Brooklyn and come into New York for the purpose of crowding up clubs and being complete jackasses. Always wear at least a pound of grease in their hair, always have fake tans, walk around like they're big shit, and get drunk then try to pick fights with as many people as they can.

Guidos and their ilk can be known to inhabit such Manhattan clubs as Exit, Lotus, and Avalon, as well as many pizzeria/diner in Coney Island or South Jersey.

If you want to see a guido, look at the line outside Exit any night.

by rellybois March 14, 2005

guitarist

someone who plays guitar, I dunno what all the fuss is about, true guitarists play it cause they love it, and have learned from legends like muddy waters and stevie ray vaughan, most of us are true and real about life, and easy aproachable,

theres tribes within guitarists, based on the the style and veiws of the person playing

stevie ray vaughan is the most brilliant guitarist

by bute October 10, 2005

Guia

(n.) A person, usually female, who is under five feet tall, is of Filipino descent and has stunnigly good looks.

(v.) A pwnage.

(adj.) Awesome, wizard.

(n.) Have you ever noticed how much Guia resembles a Hobbit?

(v.) OH! You've just been Guia'd.

by GinPidg April 27, 2009

guitar center

1.A crowded place where many people believe it is still 1982. 2.A place of business motivated to sell guitars. 3.A place where the workers shred and make you feel subhuman.

Guitar center is whack. Check Ebay.

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

Bass Guitar

An instrument that is similar to the guitar, but only has four strings. The bass is a much bigger scaled instrument as well and also deeper in sound. For more information visit http://www.play-bass.com

Johnny please turn your bass guitar down now, your shaking the house and your dad is trying to sleep.

by The bass Guru March 26, 2009

sexual guinea pig

a slut that likes all of the sexual postions

miley cyrus is SUCH a sexual guinea pig , she likes it up,down and side to side!

by poopie logles February 23, 2009