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float

A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.

In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.

In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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flaptard

A variation of the word "fucktard", used and created on www.zug.com, the world's only comedy site.
You sir, are a flaptard.
by D-Stock September 11, 2003
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Fuck Flop

A fuck flop is the guy reading this right now
Da mcfatted is a fuck flop
by Chris1228 October 30, 2008
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alabama flop

the haircut that all the frat boys in the south have, one similar to that of former senator rob blagojevich.
"Let's go beat up some niggers"
"Good idea, he doesn't even have an Alabama Flop like we do."
by baaaalls February 6, 2009
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floptart

That damn floptart stole my stuff!
by atl1 March 18, 2009
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floptimistic

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.
Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.
by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012
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Floating Dough Fish

When you are surfing near a sewage outlet and you look over and spot a floating dough fish...
by Dan Clifford June 14, 2005
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