fall out boy

A terrible band that somehow managed to hop on the gravy train that MTV rides around the country while making crappy shows. They are led by a singer who sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles and a paper sack on his head, some idiot who jumps off of things and forgets to play his instrument because he has actually figured out he has no talent and might as well still try to have fun while not looking like a fool (he fails at that), and a few other members who are of no noteworthy talent.

While anyone with even a drop of taste in music will dismiss them as anything more than garbage, many people have been fooled by the obvious voice and sound enhancements that are used to make their CDs worth anything more than cup coasters. These people, are of course, the same people who believe Lindsay Lohan, The Blackeyed Peas, Outkast, and some other singers who fall into this talentless dumpster are good.

They are 95% religiously defended by girls who follow whatever is trendy but have no opinion of their own, and the 5% of guys who put up with the crappy music in order to get in said girls' pants. (just check out the names of those that defend them on this site, almost all girls)

Friend 1 : Wow, I just experienced the worst thing ever in my life...
Mr. Bruce : And that would be?
Friend 1 : Fall Out Boy. *begins to vomit bucket loads*
Mr. Bruce : I'll call 9-1-1 right away!

Friend 2 : Hey Bruce! I just got that Fall Out Boy cd my girlfriend has been telling me about and it rocks!.
Mr. Bruce : *right eye twitches as he tries to comprehend what he just heard*
Ex-Friend 2 : Yah, We're gonafa derrdowww ddOWWWgw inga aeari *is silenced abruptly by a fist to the mouth*
Ex-Friend 2's Girlfriend : I can't believe you hit him for loving such an aweso... *is also silenced by a fist*

by Mr. Bruce October 12, 2006

fanny fallout

When a woman's thighs don't touch, creating a subtle bulge in the crutch where the vagina is.

Girl: Holy shit, Sarah's so skinny she has fanny fallout!
Guy: I love it when chicks legs are that skinny!

by flowerpots February 17, 2010

rusty falcon

to crap upon thee with great disdain, requiring significant elevation, while channeling the great native American spirit being of the falcon.

I said no salt, NO SALT. I could rusty falcon the guacamole...

by Mortimer von Grundle-Smith September 28, 2008

falcon punch

The cause of, and solution to, all Chuck Norris jokes.

person: FALCON PUNCH!
person 2: Chuck Norris was one of the original three wise men; he gave Jesus the gift of beard.

person: There are only two things hard enough to cut through diamond - other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
person 2: FALCON PUNCH!!

by Simim May 18, 2008

Falcon Punch

While railing a chick from behind, conspicuoulsy wrap your hand in a cloth pre-doused with a flammable liquid of your choice. Light the cloth on fire and then pull out like your ready to give her your load. As she turns around, get down on one knee and shout "Falcon Puuunch" and proceed to punch her in the face with your hand on fire.

Joe - "So why did the fire department come to your house last night?"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"

by Jondace Johns February 26, 2009

Fall Out Boy

Fall Out Boy are a Pop-punk band favoured by teenage females and males who prefer soft rock and alternative rather to the harder type.They introduced a different yet controversial approach to soft rock in their from under the cork tree album. They are fairly talented, innovative and very contreversial. Their music is not emo(read the lyrics) and their lyrics are often hard to discern but when read are found to be of a very good quality, many of their USA fans are females for the reason that lotz of guyz in the us wont admit they like softrock, but in other countries they are widely accepted as a very talented bands by both genders, i am a male and i testify to that. As to those who belive u have to be a sissy or a poser emo to listen to fall out boy, you are sadly mistaken for many fall out fans such as myself h8 emos cuz their just shadows of the goths and if u met me ud certainly know im not a sissy but personally i can c the point of view of these people even though fall out boy are my fav bandm, 2 be able to have an unbiased point of view u should try listrening 2 all types of rock from metal to indie than u might realize how great they are. But all in all they're a gr8 band, though their first two albums are too soft the other 3 are a gr8 band with unique style and gr8 literary content

pop-punk
Fall Out Boy

by Rockfrom fob2system of a down June 22, 2009

Fall Out Boy

Great band that has amazing lyrics. Made up of Patrick: vocals, guitar; Pete: bass; Joe: guitar; and Andy: drums.
Music is defined as softcore, pop punk, or emo.
From Chicago, Illinios.

Fall Out Boy has four CD's already, and another one due May 3rd!

by mysister lovesthisbanditsname is falloutboy. January 24, 2005