ex-shag

Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.

Awkward situation:

Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure

by Casio38 April 11, 2010

Ex stremata

Extreme measures undertaken in the past

Ex stremata provided more cumbersome than simplification.

by Hercolena Oliver May 1, 2010

ex-slax

Shorts that have been cut from a pair of pants, i.e. cutoffs.

That guy's wearing ex-slax cut from Dockers.

by ll00l0l January 23, 2011

ex-togethernesses

noun. a person that you once were dating or 'together' with, someone you used to see as more than just a friend, an old fuck buddy.

Sam: "I would pissed too if one of my ex-togethernesses was talking shit about me!"

by fiddy dolllas. August 13, 2010

text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.

I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...

by pm1960 May 26, 2010

De-eMus ex Machina

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.

Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.

by Jim Moak January 13, 2008

Ex-Plainin'

When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.

Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.

by Sammie817 March 10, 2009