eat shit 

To have an untimely upset on an off road motorcycle, used in description.

That fag-bitch Scott closed the door on me, causing me to lose the front end, then I ate shit bad!

eat shit by soup April 3, 2003

eat me 

the phrase that the slimjim guy says.

hot damn, examples of eat me are unheard of.

eat me by rangerfriek21 June 10, 2004

eat crow 

What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."

Eat crow Johnny boy, and put some fucking Heinz Kerry ketchup on it!

eat crow by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005

eat my ass paper 

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.

Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!

eat my ass paper by ChrisD June 11, 2006

eat and fuck 

the act of consuming various parts of foods, dropping everything, and proceeding to immediate fornication

Ross: What the hell is this? Did Luis and Sarah just eat, drop everything, and fuck?
Jessie: Ummm. Yeah.
Ross: So thats what they did... eat and fuck.
Jessie: Yes

eat and fuck by Anonymous...izzle June 1, 2009

Eat Your Face Off 

Verb: to eat huge quantities of delicious food for the pure joy of eating

Commonly used by dieters and college students

Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?

Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise

Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets

Dieter 2: Rock on!

Eat Your Face Off by TedDeadMan January 22, 2010

eat n smoke 

Real potheads dont put on the spliff just cuz dinner is served

ergo: eat n smoke

Last x-mas we did some serious eat n smoke at turkey dinner

eat n smoke by CNote7 December 14, 2008