Diamond Jubilee

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.

Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polishrd off a bag of crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022

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diamond sombrero

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.

Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero

by Woody Thomas June 13, 2007

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disco diamonds

Noun: A club drug that comes in crystal form; such as cocaine, MDMA, crystal meth, ketamine, etc.

"Have you seen Allison anywhere?"

"Yeah, she's in the bathroom snorting disco diamonds off of the soap dispenser."

by TheCrownJules October 10, 2022

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Hood Diamonds

Jordans, sneakers

I bought my girl some hood diamonds for her birthday

by DHapp August 10, 2024

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Diamond in the rough

Nick. He doesn't know just how awesome he is.

That boy nick? He's going through it like the rest of us but he's a diamond in the rough. Fucker shines so bright.

by Thedazeddaisy May 2, 2022

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A solid hard acid proof item it is almost 100% carbon with Under immense pressure it is made of a single element it is originally ancient and very old older than the moon! It came from Brazil it was brought from a volcano then a earthquake happened and diamonds were brang to the surface.

Diamonds is a mineral it is a engaging ring An e.g an diamond suit of playing cards with a red, squarish symbol

by Rare words March 28, 2021

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