Ouzenhainger Day

The holiday that is everyday of every year of every year. It is also on every holiday.

Bill: Guess what day is it today?
Joe: I don’t know, what?
Bill: Happy Ouzenhainger Day!

by Oh Word Nona Nona Narva May 25, 2018

Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.

Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020

Coochie Cuisine Day

Celebrated on July 1. People celebrate this day by eating coochie.

Kevin: I’m going to Talia’s house this afternoon.
Ryan: Why?
Kevin: Because it’s Coochie Cuisine Day! I’m going to eat her out like it’s a buffet.

by kevin’s savior June 25, 2019

national baby yoda day

on January 15th we all will talk about Baby Yoda

Teacher:Stop talking. Students:It’s National Baby Yoda Day. Teacher:Ok go on

by Racoonkidd500 December 23, 2019

National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)

A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time

National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day

by Magoozel October 6, 2021

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by Tee_Kay_ March 6, 2022

Among us day

Among us day can be celebrated on 15th of Juny. On this day you're able to be annoying non-stop with among us jokes and if you're an discord moderator and people doesn't laugh at the joke they can get banned.

hahahahahahah it's Among us day, SKIP VOTE, SKIP VOTE, RED SUS RED SUS XDDDD IMPOSTER AMOUNG US

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 December 18, 2020