cupcake trap

A cupcake trap is a dude who looks like he definitely likes kids.

Person A: Bruh look at that guy he looks like a creep
Person B: Yeah, that's a cupcake trap if I've ever seen one

by boogersarefunny May 6, 2025

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Creamy Cupcake

A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.

And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.

Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend

Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.

Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!

Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.

by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023

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Cupcake

When you Fart in your hand and make someone eat it

Hello fancy a mouthful of cupcake

by Your mum's favourite ;) January 19, 2022

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Cupcake

When a person facts on their hand and proceeds to like and sniff said hand.

My mate told me he gave himself a cupcake
Yesterday

by Jamese911 September 12, 2023

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Cupcake

To move footlessly into a room with intent to harm.

"Die snake, you shall not cupcake into my bed to kill me ever again!"

"After coming to life and deciding it was kill or be killed, the radioactive tasty treat cupcaked into the room, paring knife held loosely in it's buttercream, ready to attack."

by slee June 4, 2013

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