crying

A substitute/side for drugs, sex and alcohol. According to many, people look like a blob fish before, while AND after crying, but at least it makes them feel better. Confident bitches don't care where they cry and real men cry because they have feelings. Those who use they pronouns also cry unless they have some sort of eye impartedment, the point is, that when you fail your test because you copied from the wrong test answers, it's ok to cry, just make sure to not be an idiot next time ok?

Koash: Why are you crying?
Tobias: I looked at you this early in the morning....
Koash: Oh, stop! I know I'm gorgeous, no need to tell me that, but thanks I guess.
Tobias: I cry whenever I see toads.

by mely_IX December 24, 2020

crying

when your eyes sweat

dude 1: lmao, you crying?

dude 2: no you fucking idiot, my eyes are sweating

by JASON!! DO THE DISHES!! December 23, 2022

Crying

What you say when you find something so funny that you’re on the verge of tears

Kwame was rushing towards his crush, only to slip and fall in a muddy puddle. I’m crying

by Scribblerrr June 13, 2022

Crying

The act people commit when seeing the definitions of words that people make on Urban Dictionary.

I am crying. I should not have typed that URL…

by Fictional Wor(l)ds September 22, 2023

Crying

“Fuckkkkkkkk my balls are leaking”

Your crying ? “No,my balls are just leaking.”

by 2braincells September 05, 2023

Crying

You shouldn't have to do anything. That isn't your fault.

Hym "Stop crying. It isn't your fault. Who's fault it is... Is the YouTube freaks. If you want to do your part to quash the YouTuber plague... You can convince everyone to burn them alive. Fry the YouTube freaks. Start with faggot Matt and work your way down."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

Crying

Jesus Christ! They always find a way to make it about you!

Hym “Seriously! You’re sycophants are so tone deaf it’s embarrassing! ‘Look guys! He’s being verbally accosted for crying about (supposedly) the plight of the people... that... we all verbally accost... for not being able to sleep with women...” What the fuck IS that!? Just like that you are hero, victim, and saint? Are the incels? No? Still just weirdos who are despicable in many ways? Huh... Ok👌 Nice. I like how that works.”

by Hym Iam October 04, 2022