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blood clot musket

F*cking gun
Hey mon, I'll do you wit my blood clot musket iffen ya don't put somtin down on my forty.
by Mad Dog Davis August 7, 2003
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traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.
ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"
by earpuller July 29, 2008
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Pile of Clodhoppers

Insult, to be used when one clodhopper is not quite enough, and user wishes to summon the image of writhing heaps of clodhoppers, not doing anything useful.
"Come on, Selwyn... you pile of clodhoppers."
by Edward Fog April 27, 2004
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Black Milk Clothing

Overpriced leggings, catsuits, bathing suits and other clothing items made in Australia that will set you back anywhere from $80-$200 a piece.

Mostly worn by super skinny anorexic girls with the body of a 12 year old boy or obese women whose every cellulite dimple is accentuated by the fact that you're wearing expensive sausage casing on your legs.

Wearers of Black Milk Clothing call themselves sharkies or hot little bosses in order to validate their stupid decision to buy expensive clothing that somehow sets you apart from the rest of the legging wearing peasantry.
OMG IM SUCH A HOT LITTLE BOSS TAKING SELFIES OF ME WITH MY BLACK MILK CLOTHING

OMG DONT BE HATING ON OUR BLACKMILK PAGE, JUST BECAUSE WE SUPPORT BODY DIVERSITY DOESNT MEAN WE WILL SHOW MODELS WITH ANY OTHER SORT OF BODY
by SharkieNoms February 3, 2013
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clothes horse

Somebody, usually a model, who has a stick-instect, gamine figure and therefore can fit into super-trendy clothes in tiny sizes. If they are a model, they change their clothes frequently and always look cool (in the fashion world, at least).
"Kate Moss is such a clothes horse. I wished I looked as good as her..."
by vintagePOP June 20, 2009
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clithound

self explanatory
Antoinette love da bootay, LaKeesha Renee loves dem titties, wid nipples bigsyo thumb.... Tondawanna loves the poo swa. Me?
Im a CLITHOUND.
by da Wordman October 30, 2003
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clothestrophobia

That feeling of utter discomfort one feels when s/he wears clothes that are too small/tight for her/him.
Suzanne, make sure you have clothes that fit right before you go to the party. You don't want to get clothestrophobia there!
by pentozali April 8, 2006
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