fuck you o' clock

The time of day, typically in restaurants or cafeterias, between food rushes when service is very shitty and there's very little food selection. May also be used to describe times of poor service in other areas.

Tom: Wanna go get something to eat?

Jeff: No man, it's fuck you o' clock.

by Bebhanub September 11, 2010

clockwork orange

Oddest, most kickass movie.
Alex is a stud.

Alex:No time for the ol' in and out, love! I've just come to read the meter.

by Schmuck November 20, 2003

Clicks

Kilometers per hour.

My friend was going 120 clicks when he was pulled over by a police officer.

by zensunni January 17, 2009

clock work

to be money making all the time...

"get on the grind like clock work"

by munkz April 30, 2006

faggot o' clock

Faggot o'clock is exactly 11:31am.

guy1: what time is it?
guy2: faggot o' clock.

by oaks mom September 22, 2007

Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006